I am the mayor of Jazzercise (Noe Valley) on Foursquare. FIT IS IT!!
That’s Judi Sheppard Missett, inventor of JAZZERCISE, and if SNL did a sketch about her using the JAZZERCISE name there’s a decent chance she’d sue; Judi Sheppard Missett is extremely protective of the JAZZERCISE brand. Honestly I’m surprised anything JAZZERCISE-related is on YouTube at all, considering how extensive her copyrights are.
Also: whenever you read, say, or think JAZZERCISE, you have to imagine the big serif-y logo with the stars dotting the j and the i, like this.
Ask me sometime about having to perform JAZZERCISE routines on stage at a park during my little town’s annual summertime Flower Festival. JAZZERCISE got a top spot (1 on Saturday afternoon, right after the parade!) because the demos were so popular! Of course now I realize it was because it was, you know, this video but with more ladies, which people love to watch! But as a 10-year-old whose mother insisted on her participation despite her repeated protests (in massive-screaming-fit form)? It totally puzzled me why anyone watched. I had to watch all the time and it was THE WORST.
O JAZZERCISE.
OMG This dress is SO FRESH. Buy it here on Etsy.
If it’s not sold out yet, like everything else in the Etsy daily email ALWAYS IS. Why you gotta do me like that, Etsy?
high camp
Bowerbirds @ independent 1/28
When you’re alone, and life is making you lonely..,
Look at how this dude writes! Plus he listens to The Field and downloads Hot Chip for me. Le sigh. <3
Brothers
Hot Chip, from the forthcoming One Life Stand
[MP3]Its backing track is clearly imbued with mnml essence of The Field. This track stands out, but is not at all exceptional on the LP for its warm, fuzzy sentimentality (lyric or sonic.) I presume the brothers are leaving the dance floor burners to their long queue of eager remixers.
I gave some money, followed the breaking news, feel genuinely sad for a staggering misfortune that I have no right to try to empathize with. In the continuing saga of dejected futility, I’m sure I’m not even in the first thousand people to post this song to their blog. But you know, I like this song, so here it is.
Arcade Fire - Haiti

