04 10 / 2011

I want “retro-futurist synthmonger” on my epitaph.

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26 8 / 2010

syntheticpubes:

Now, your infrastructure is falling to pieces under your feet, and as citizens you are responsible for crudities like closing parks, and inhumanities like closing battered women’s shelters. It’s outrageous, inexcusable, that you can’t get into the courses you need, but much worse that Oakland police have stopped taking 911 calls for burglaries and runaway children. If you read what your elected officials say about the state today, you’ll see things like “California can’t afford” this or that basic government function, and that “we need to make hard choices” to shut down one or another public service, or starve it even more (like your university). Can’t afford? The budget deficit that’s paralyzing Sacramento is about $500 per person; outdoor wood furnace wordpress themes add another $500 to get back to a public sector we don’t have to be ashamed of, and our average income is almost forty times that. Of course we can afford a government that actually works: the fact is thatyour parents have simply chosen not to have it.

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www.bingog.com

18 8 / 2010

The face of ambivalence.

The face of ambivalence.

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16 3 / 2010

I am the mayor of Jazzercise (Noe Valley) on Foursquare. FIT IS IT!!

meaverly:

That’s Judi Sheppard Missett, inventor of JAZZERCISE, and if SNL did a sketch about her using the JAZZERCISE name there’s a decent chance she’d sue; Judi Sheppard Missett is extremely protective of the JAZZERCISE brand. Honestly I’m surprised anything JAZZERCISE-related is on YouTube at all, considering how extensive her copyrights are.

Also: whenever you read, say, or think JAZZERCISE, you have az auto glass to imagine the big serif-y logo with the stars dotting the j and the i,like this.

Ask me sometime about having to perform JAZZERCISE routines on stage at a park during my little town’s annual summertime Flower Festival. JAZZERCISE got a top spot (1 on Saturday afternoon, right after the parade!) because the demos were so popular! Of course now I realize it wow gold was because it was, you know, this video but with more ladies, which people love to watch! But as a 10-year-old whose mother insisted on her participation despite her repeated protests (in massive-screaming-fit form)? It totally puzzled me why anyone watched. I had to watch all the time and it was THE WORST

O JAZZERCISE.

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the tao of badass

26 2 / 2010

OMG This dress is SO FRESH. Buy it here on Etsy.
If it’s not sold out yet, like everything else in the Etsy daily email ALWAYS IS. Why you gotta do me like that, Etsy?

OMG This dress is SO FRESH. Buy it here on Etsy.

If it’s not sold out yet, like everything else in the Etsy daily email ALWAYS IS. Why you gotta do me like that, Etsy?

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23 2 / 2010

23 2 / 2010

high camp

high camp

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02 2 / 2010

southpol:

Western Civilization, 21st Century.

southpol:

Western Civilization, 21st Century.

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29 1 / 2010

Bowerbirds @ independent 1/28

Bowerbirds @ independent 1/28

26 1 / 2010

When you’re alone, and life is making you lonely..,

When you’re alone, and life is making you lonely..,

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